Angry Anthony

Techno Head-Butting

Supporters for Barrack Obama claim that Republican nominee John McCain is, quote “technically out of touch with mainstream America”, citing the fact that McCain doesn’t own a cell phone, never emails and has yet to be shown how to get on to the internet. In a reply to his critics, McCain sent the following telegram;

“Stop calling me out of touch—stop—That’s the bunk!—stop—That’s all a bunch of bull malarkey and you all can go run down an alley and yell Fish!—stop.”

Aides claim that McCain also threatened to fire up his horseless steam carriage, load up his crossbow and quote, “Come down there and give some smart alec a fat lip.”