Russia Makes New Friends
Russia, on Wednesday, signed friendship treaties with the breakaway regions of Abkhazia and South Ossetia. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin also gave the regions promise rings, and said that they were all going to be, quote, “ BFF’s 4-Ever.” If not, Russia will take back the rings, spread ugly, slutty rumors about the regions, and shoot nuclear warheads up their asses.
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