American Idolatry

This one goes out to all the dim-witted mouth-breathers who like John McCain because he picked a “hot” candidate. Sarah Palin is now the country’s number one MILF (Mom I’d Like to Fuck). Although I prefer RNIFF (Religious Nutbag I’d Like to Flee From) This fact alone may sway many voters.

Have we sunk this low? Have we been so deluged with moronic TV like American Idol and Dancing With the Stars, that’s it’s now how we’re measuring national politics? We can’t stir up a complicated, subjective political thought in our thick skulls, so we just go after the shallow and superficial, like mutated kitties after a sparkly ball?

Karl Rove and the rest of the Right-Wing cabal had one thing absolutely down pat; Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter. It got Dub-ya into office twice, and it’s pushing the McCain momentum ever forward. We don’t care about Palin’s politics; Is she hot? Can she dance? Is she a good Mom? How’s her singing voice? Will we vote her off the Island?

So you shit-for-brains, legally retarded pillow humpers would like to fuck Crazy Caribou Barbie? Go for it, dude! Vote for McCain. If he wins, you’ll be fucked all right. Royally fucked up the un-lubed ass, through the pancreas, up the throat and out the mouth. We all will. For generations to come.

I’m Anthony Wood. I’m angry. And I shaved with a dull razor.