Wednesday, October 8, 2008

E-Nuffs Z-Nuff!


As an American taxpayer, I cannot express how furious I am about the government’s bailout and purchase of Fannie Flagg and Bernie Mac.

Now let me say at the outset, I have nothing against these two talented, albeit diverse Hollywood talents.

She was always one of my favorites on the old Match Game TV show. With her sparkling wit, impish grin and tight sweaters, she was that modern, genteel Southern belle with a feisty spirit running just under the surface. And who wasn’t a huge fan of the book Fried Green Tomatoes? (although the movie version was a bit too mainstreamed, if you ask me.) And did I mention the tight sweaters?

And as for Mr. Mac (God rest his soul), he was a hugely talented actor and comedian of African American descent. Not only a fixture on Fox’s Bernie Mac Show (God rest its soul), but also a standup comedian of famous, if not off-color, repute and a hilarious sidekick in George (the Chin) Clooney’s Ocean’s Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen (God rest their souls).

But to buy them out for billions of hard earned tax payer dollars?! Ridiculous!

It’s just another example of how tightly the Hollywood elite has wrapped it’s Liberal congressional puppets around their Jewish-Intellectual fingers. What’s next? A Communist Michael Moore Highway Bill? An Oprah Winfrey Pork Chop Pork Barrel? I say thee nay!

Stand up, my fellow Americans! Fight the Hollywood/ Washington Insider Elite with good old Yankee spirit and ingenuity. Complain to people around you! Talk loudly at restaurants, libraries and on public transportation! Make yourself annoying and make your voice heard!

If not to your government representatives, at least to the possible Liberal Elitist Communists you bump into every day.

God Bless America.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Headline news 10/07/2008


Hundreds of people are being drawn to a Catholic hospital in Springfield by what they say looks like an image of the Virgin Mary in a window. Sister Kathleen Sullivan, senior vice president at Mercy Medical Center, said the image in a vacant, second-story office was first noticed Tuesday morning.

As many as 300 people, some weeping, gathered outside the building to take photographs, pray, and say the rosary.

In a related story, Santa bought new sleigh radar, the Tooth Fairy is raising her rates, and John Goodman has taken a dump that looks alarmingly like Buddy Hackett. The actor expects millions of emotional Las Vegas pilgrims to his home in the coming weeks.

A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday.
The 30-minute rampage, caught on the zoo's security camera, happened early Wednesday after the boy jumped a security fence at the Alice Springs Reptile Center in central Australia.

The child then went on a killing spree, bashing three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's beloved, 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to "Terry," an 11-foot, 440-pound saltwater crocodile.

“Someone’s asking for a timeout…”

A Canadian farmer has won a contest in California with a pumpkin that weighs more than 1,500 pounds.

Jake van Kooten of British Columbia collected more than $9,000 in prize money Saturday at the Elk Grove Giant Pumpkin and Harvest Festival.

Van Kooten was later arrested for steroid use.

Tokyo, Japan

Police have apprehended a Western man who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in a busy Tokyo business district, attracting a huge crowd, officials said Tuesday.

The naked middle-aged man jumped into the moat, then threw rocks and splashed water at two policemen who chased him in a rowing boat, a Tokyo Metropolitan Police official said on condition of anonymity, citing protocol.

The police official did not know the man's name or nationality, but he did continually shout, “I’m a maverick, damn it! I’m a maverick!”

The ashram-museum in Ahmedabad devoted to India's highly revered icon of freedom Mahatma Gandhi recently re-installed a replica of the spiritual leader's personal toilet, in that Gandhi's own hygiene-consciousness was such a part of his legacy. It is said that he cleaned the toilet daily and referred to it as his "temple.”

Which goes against the age-old adage, “Never shit where you pray.”